February 2012
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i'm lying on my back
but my legs are crossed Indian-style because I was sitting up and Cat decided to fall asleep in my lap and then I wanted to go to bed but I didn’t want to disturb her so I just fell backwards onto my pillow
it’s not completely uncomfortable, but Cat has TWO beds of her own, I do not see why she cannot just sleep in one of those instead of my lap
rent-a-riot:
“WHAT IF THE FETUS YOU ABORT IS THE PERSON WHO CURES CANCER?” it goes both ways, though. What if the fetus you keep is a serial killer? We’ve had more serial criminals than people who have found a universal cure for any type of cancer. Keep trying to make people feel guilty, though, as I’m sure that’s how your mother feels for keeping you.
“what if that impoverished kid...
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i feel okay
it’s two o’clock in the morning and i only wrote five pages of my thesis today and i have a bladder infection and it hurts and i’m all feverish and headachy but things are generally okay
okay
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But you could hire him to commit murders if you put it to him in a long-winded...
– The Glass Key, Dashiell Hammett
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i've hated Pandora for years
but the other night S and i had an incredibly draining conversation and the station had stopped playing because neither of us had touched the computer for a while so when we were done S said “welp how about some music” and turned it back on and it immediately started playing “Janie Jones” and i sighed because Pandora won
one of my many hobbies is listening to Remote...
and then smiling to myself as if to say “ha ha, i get it, i get it”
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reminder that i have a real blog where i write... →
jsyk
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not to be a downer or anything
but anybody who honestly thinks that it’d be hilarious if Santorum got the GOP nomination cannot possibly understand how dangerous that dude is
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theleftamygdala:
I can’t have nice things because I think too much
story of my fucking life
sinead:
i’m watching the bridge and it’s basically interviews with the families of people who have committed suicide by jumping off the golden gate bridge
but they’re all acting so calm?? i don’t know how they’re doing it. i can hardly say “i miss my dad” to my best friend without bursting into tears never mind if it was some camera crew
it’s an insane documentary — i don’t...
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i've had Autobahn stuck in my head for like 2 days
i don’t even really like Kraftwerk
i'm interested in dogs
antigone-spit:
Watching news story about OMG BULLYING WHAT A PROBLEM and you know what, it’s always going to be a problem and it’s not going to get better unless teachers/administration/authority start taking things seriously.
#soapbox
the “it gets better” campaign bothers me a lot because it feels like they’re just GIVING UP on the idea that maybe bullying isn’t okay...
"will you be a gentleman and carry my frying pan...
category: things i have said on Valentine’s Day
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waiting till 12:01AM to email my boyfriend because...
it’s really funny, guys, i’m serious
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S: "So I'll see you Tuesday?"
Me: "Yup. Oh, but Tuesday is Valentine's Day. Is that gonna be weird?"
S: "No. I mean, we already missed being together on Martin Luther King Day."
Me: "That's true."
S: "And I don't want to be alone for another Arbor Day, either."
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the ups are great
the downs are terrible
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this morning i found a bloody glove in my desk drawer and Jim Halpert tried to...
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i feel weird
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we were watching The Shining last night and Danny...
so I said “man, he’s making me want a kid”
but then it flashed to the scene with the blood splashing out of the elevator and the Grady girls and I had to yell “I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK”
i hope you guys watched that video
because it’s perfect
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